May 2013
85 posts
sokkalogical:
the only thing more beautiful than curves on a woman are curves on a final exam
“I want you to crave me. From my lips, up to my words.”
– J.E (via ahji-e)
“Take a day to heal from the lies you’ve told yourself and the ones that have...”
– Maya Angelou (via amandatiens)
internetexplorers:
constantly wanting to rebel but not wanting to get into trouble
“And once the storm is over, you won’t remember how you made it through, how you...”
– Haruki Murakami (via fabulousbitch69)
69shadesofgray:
If my jokes offend you:
I’m sorry
It won’t happen again
1 & 2 are lies
You’re a pussy
ostracizedpoodle:
*gets down on one knee* will you go away
“An entire sea of water can’t sink a ship unless it gets inside the ship....”
– Goi Nasu (via lovelydumplings)
Spice Girls: YO-
Me: I TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT I WANNA HUH I WANNA HUH I WANNA HUH I WANNA HUH AND I REALLY REALLY WANNA WANNA ZIG A ZIG AHHKHC8HCOIHEFGHEWOBFDOSq
psychoticpingouins:
48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
raspberrying:
I am extremely hesitant to open up to people in any way and it makes me seem like such a cold person but really I just don’t know how to say things without crying or hyperventilating or melting into a puddle of humiliation
“The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances:...”
– Carl Jung (via dubfairy)
